Wondering why I haven’t posted lately? Let me introduce you to the shattered remains of my new Razr to give you some indication of how shockingly shite my weeks have been lately.
I didn’t lay out money for it thankfully - Thanks to changing contract, the CCM had a barely used handset that needed a [...]

There was no Roast last week. I am sorry. Consequently, these week things are going to be a little bit fatter than they have been lately - unlike me. You see, for these past few months I have been going to the gym three times a week and eating (slightly more) healthily like a good [...]

*breathes a sigh of relief*
Well the past week felt like a lot longer to me - did it to you?
For everyone who has tried to access Bright Meadow for the past week and has been greeted with a WordPress error page, I got stung with the arse end of Fasthosts security breeches and crap efforts [...]