if the weather didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation

I do like it when I’m right. It doesn’t happen often enough, so when it does, I gloat.
I mentioned just the other day that as Pilton Pop (that’s Glastonbury Festival for you grockles), was this weekend, would expect to see the heatwave end 1 [It is possible I said this in my head and not the blog after all. I definately said it to the Latvian Lovely the other day and, as Moose can back me up, it counts.] 2 [It’s my blog. If I say it counts, it counts.]. Sure enough…

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