If I say it on the blog it must be true, therefore –
I hereby announce that I will no longer Facebook-stalk the objects of my (not-so)secret lusts and desires.
That way lies angst, heartache and criminal convictions.
Not to mention some very boring blog posts.
This resolution will come into effect as of one minute past midnight on the 9th of June 2007 (BST), which leaves me just enough time to have one last oggle of a few choice profiles 😉
And can I just say, why am I always drawn to a certain type of person? And why is that certain type of person always in return attracted to (and in most cases deeply in love with a representative of) a type other than me? The “tall, leggy, blonde, sickeningly nice and intelligent, beautiful and with about as much body fat as you’d find on a twigglet” type?
Life is hard on us short, sturdy, curvy brunettes, that’s all I’m saying.