If I say it on the blog it must be true, therefore -
I hereby announce that I will no longer Facebook-stalk the objects of my (not-so)secret lusts and desires.
That way lies angst, heartache and criminal convictions.
Not to mention some very boring blog posts.
This resolution will come into effect as of one minute past midnight [...]

When I opened up my emails at home this evening I was greeted with something I emailed myself from work today as a reminder:
Bring in the bat!
There’s an explanation but it almost doesn’t seem worth it. It’s no where near as funny as anything you could be imagining for yourselves right now.

It seems that a few of you are a little narked that I didn’t Roast anything last Sunday. My explanation is that I got taken away for the day to paddle on the beach and look at some old cars. I had a lovely time playing with my SLR, wasting rolls of film, getting hypothermia, [...]

I was sitting at work, muttering to myself as I am want to do, nibbling on a pistachio nut and avoiding the interminable data entry part of my job (the problem with only having a part time minion is that part of the time she’s not in the office to do the boring bits of [...]