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Crystal Punk Duck #mademesmile #365
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s No7
I was in Boots the other day, looking for a simple mascara – as an aside, why doesn’t anyone do a good basic mascara any more? It’s all lengthen-this, and curl-that, or volumise-the-other. I have naturally long, curling lashes, I don’t need anything that fancy or I look like a panda! – and had to ask a lovely assistant what she recommended.
As she was putting my purchase through, she looked at me with slightly narrowed eyes and said “would you like a make-over?”
Now, I have had a Boots make-over before, and it was nice (if a little odd) to be pampered for 15 minutes and to look all polished for once. They didn’t do much that I didn’t already do, just picked a better foundation match, and reassured me that I knew what I was doing when it came to eye make-up. So I said yes to the overly eager assistant, and got one booked in for March. (So on the 9th of March expect my #365 to be me all made up and looking grown-up for once).
Then I left the store and started to worry about why she offered it to me in the first place… Sure, I wasn’t all heavily made up – it was only Sunday shopping for pete’s sake! – but I was wearing some eye shadow and eyeliner, more or less what I wear any time I leave the house actually. And here was this professional offering me a make-over. Was she implying I was in desperate need of help? That I looked like I’d fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? That my pathetic attempt at make-up made me look like a low-rent clown?
I am choosing to think that she thought I was a good customer, clearly liked and wore their product well, and would appreciate being shown some of their new line.
That’s what I am thinking. Yep. She was being nice. That’s it.
I have a plan. See? It says Plan at the top of the page. #wednesdaywriting #365
Please ignore swearing coming from east Oxford. I am about to try assembling this. #365
Sometimes I wonder why I am so weird. Then my father sends me this as a surprise gift and I am reassured that I come by the weirdness naturally. I never stood a chance. Here is a short film of it in action.
Question of the Week – the 1st
(Trying on new content ideas for size here guys. Bear with me!)
Every Tuesday I am going to post a “Question of the Week” (QOTW). Some will be silly, some serious, but all will be something that I have genuinely spent some time pondering. I look forward to your thoughts!
For this first QOTW, I pose this:
Is it creepy or gentlemanly for the taxi driver to wait till you have got through your front door before driving off?
Now, we can take this one step further – it is dark out, but not late (18:30, for example). Does this increase/decrease the creepiness quotient?
Thoughts in the comments please…
Proposed Posting Schedule
Right, I have been thinking this “Rebirth of Bright Meadow” thing through and, if I want it to work, I have to accept that the winging it method has stopped working for me.
So, at least until I am properly back in the groove, I have to have a plan. I am going to be the man with the plan. Or the girl with the plan. The blogger. Oh, you know what I am on about!
The Plan
Sunday: a Sunday Roast. Short, but sweet
Tuesday: the Question of the Week (QOTW)
Thursday: a random something or other when I feel like it.
And, of course, the daily photo.
So, do you like my plan? If you like my plan, please say something. Yes, I accept I am pathetically asking for comments like any newbie blogger, but it’s been so long I *feel* like a newbie blogger!