There is no god.*
Really, and truly, we are alone in the universe. My proof? The following news story. Apparently, Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code was just named book of the year at the British Book Awards. Yes, we truly do live in interesting and wonderous times when The Man Who Can’t Write For Toffee ™ (aka Brown), has one of his most execrable creations named book of the year.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go and throw myself out of the window in despair.
*To those not totally familiar with me and my style, apologies to any religious minded folks out there. I mean, as ever, only loving disrespect, not offense with anything I say.