Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway
If someone were to ask me today for one piece of advice, I would gift them with the following piece of knowledge:
Always check the scent of your shower-gel before you purchase it.
I forgot to do that last time I went shopping and this morning I found myself emerging from the shower emanating a subtle fragrance of apricots.
I loathe the smell of apricots.
Normally, having a shower is one of the highlights of my day - at least, it gets my day off to a good start. Today though it was ruined by the sickly sweet aroma of apricots.
Damn.
So, just a tip - check before you buy!
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My shower gel smells of peaches.