The strangest things go missing when you move office. As a by-the-by, 24 hours from notification you have to move office to being fully installed in the new office has to be a record. And I mean 24 hours – confirmation of move 14:30 Tuesday. Confirmation of where moving to 08:30 Wednesday morning. Everything in truck by 10:30. Everything networked back together in new location by 14:00 Wednesday afternoon. Our in-house movers rule.

But anyway the oddest things are missing.

A blank piece of plastic that used to cover the space where a floppy disk drive could be on my computer.

Two of our eight rubbish bins.

Half a foot rest.

The washing-up liquid.

We also seemed to have gained a printer and computer base-unit – just waiting on the panicked emails from whoever they really belong to!

But yes, our in-house movers are really rather good at their job. Next time I move flat, I’m gonna see if they’ll move my stuff for me! I mean, we had a George Clooney and an Andrew Flintoff look-alike on the team, so it can’t be that bad