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Jane bought pictionary. I bought a furry red nose and a grapefruit.
I don’t like zebras. Zebra’s are evil. They support Newcastle.

28-02-2005
- It’s the last day of the month which means, among other things, a round up. Yipee! So, here goes:

Jobs quitted: One. So it was the only one I had, but it still counts! [...]

27-02-2005
- I am not sure which is worse - the fact that I just purchased a copy of The Sun, or the fact that I just purchased a copy of The Sun so I could get a copy of Strictly Ballroom on DVD. Um, that’s all I have to say on the matter for [...]

22-02-2005
- We have snow! I mean real snow! That settled on the ground!

20-02-2005
- Barely a day goes by when I am not totally bemused by Americans. I have just stumbled across the following that (if true, and I got it from the BBC so the chances are that it is), had me blinking in sheer disbelief. I am not sure which is worse, the statistic, or [...]

18-02-2005
- Whoever decided that exercise (and healthy eating) are good for you should be taken out back and beaten to death with a bran muffin.
That is all I will say on the matter.