There is no god.*
Really, and truly, we are alone in the universe. My proof? The following news story. Apparently, Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code was just named book of the year at the British Book Awards. Yes, we truly do live in interesting and wonderous times when The Man Who Can’t Write For Toffee ™ [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »

Or, in this case, the hell cycle from Ghost Rider. I was telling the Cute Canadian about it yesterday, and I was trying to find the pic online, but failed dismally. All is better now though. Alas, I also managed to cover myself in balsamic vinegar whilst in his presence, so I have even less [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »

Just a few minor tweaks to the template to report. Nothing major, just a couple of additions/changes to the sidebar. (That bit on the right of the screen that starts with my profile, and ends with the archive list…)
Felt a bit manky today, so skived a lecture. I have two lectures a week to make [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle, Housekeeping | No Comments »

I am not sure how many of you pay attention to the titles of my rants. They may seem a little arbitrary, but I assure you, they are not. (from now on) they will be quotes, song lines, bits said in the newspapers, and so on, and all will be relevant in some way (albeit [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle, General Musing | No Comments »

For no reason other than I really really want to,

*goes for a quick lie down*

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »

Not only are penguins evil, they are sneaky to boot. One managed to escape the list!
The Penguin from Batman.
How could I forget him!
(thanks to Jo for reminding me )

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »

So perhaps I am a little penguin-obsessed at the moment, but I do believe that they are evil. I don’t hate them - I save my hatred for slugs - in fact I rather like the critters, but they are evil. The evidence:

The evil penguin in the Wallace & Grommit animations
The psychotic penguins in Madagascar [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »

I’m not sure what to say now! Three comments about being funny and/or witty and I am starting to feel the pressure. Then again, as you are basically all laughing AT me and my misfortunes, so long as bad things keep happening, this blog will keep making you all laugh… Which, when I pause to [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »

Song line:

“If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?” -
Three Doors Down, ‘Kryptonite’

17-04-2005
- Woot!
The Crazy Canalman came through and built me a laptop stand for the desk.

Filed under: Restholm Archive | Comments Off

I’ve googled myself (sounds painful, doesn’t it?), and the only blooming reference to me within the first three pages on Google (I frankly have better things to do with my time than to look through all 524,000 hits) is to my appalling performance at BUSA archery a few years back. Now I have reason to [...]

Filed under: Daily Waffle | No Comments »