My Onion horroscope this week:
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
You’ll question your wisdom in hiring such a fanatical personal trainer, but you must admit that those who manage to escape his diabolical Maze Of Fitness Or Death emerge looking pretty damn buff.
See yours at The Onion
Archive for April, 2005
LOL
Penguins With Claws
Or iPods are no longer cool.
A drastic statement I will agree, but the iPod owning population also now includes President George Bush. Apparently he listens to music downloaded (I hope legally) by his aide whilst mountain biking. Bush, not the aide. Let us put aside for now the slightly mind-twisiting image of Dubya on a [...]
On the count of three you shall release the Holy Hand Grenade…
… Not four, not five, but three… (excuse the brief Python paraphrase, just watched Holy Grail)
Before I forget, gives Ceres a quick *huggle* I tried to email you but got bounced. Very painful.
Things, they say, happen in threes. Never has this been truer than for my Mother at the moment. She goes on (to use [...]
The Rest Holm Times - Archive: April 2005
12-04-2005
- I’m watching you
Wow. Just looked at the stats for the Holm, and I’ve got over 2100 hits recorded! And considering Geocities penchant for randomly reseting totals/not counting properly in the first place, the real number is going to be significantly higher. *feels smug*
Kitty Redux
Jo has a theory about the naming of Kitty. (For those of you who don’t know what I am talking about, go here for an explanation of sorts and a pic). She pointed out that in one of my recent film-binges, I watched Monsters Inc, in which the child (Boo) eroneously calls Solly “Kitty”. For [...]
The Rest Holm Times - Archive: April 2005
10-04-2005
- I’m going to regret this, I know…
Some pictures added to the Album. Not sure if you’ve seen them before or not. Enjoy.
Wow!
Well, royal wedding aside, today looked like a slow news day in my papers, till I saw this:
Man gets nine years for spamming
A man has been sentenced to nine years in jail by a Virginia judge for sending millions of junk emails, or “spamming”…
(full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4426949.stm)
Oh Mickey…
“
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
”
I heard that song on the bus on the way back from the gym and now I can’t get it out of my head, so I feel the need to share the pain. Mwhahahahaa!!! (I told you the gym was [...]
Things That Make You Go NEE!
I’ve written a new book review and it is available to read over at the Holm.
–> Clive Cussler, Sahara review
*twiddles thumbs and waits for the post she emailed in several hours ago…*
The Rest Holm Times - Archive: April 2005
07-04-2005
- Still going
I have decided, for now, to run the blog and the ‘Holm concurrently. There are things around here that won’t work in blog format (the bookshelf for one), but I am preferring the blog for what was on this page. From now on, look to the blog for rants/updates on my life [...]

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