My Onion horroscope this week:
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
You’ll question your wisdom in hiring such a fanatical personal trainer, but you must admit that those who manage to escape his diabolical Maze Of Fitness Or Death emerge looking pretty damn buff.
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