But… everybody loves you when you’re easy!

(She took it completely out of context. Honest!)

Yes, I freely admit it was out of context
Though the ex did call me both easy and a cheap date - the later I can’t really deny seeing as how I get drunk on half a G&T.

I just know what I want and don’t want to waste time *innocent*

It’s okay, Cas. You can say it. This post, coupled with your last one, it’s pretty easy to see.

You’re really, really horny, aren’t you?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it might incriminate me.

I prefer to think the two posts are more indicative of the fact my brain is permanently lodged in the gutter.

And if I really did know what I wanted, and really didn’t waste any time, logically I *wouldn’t* be horny

Blah. Excuses.

I still say you’re just bloody horny.

I point you towards the first line of my previous comment

This is England. We have no Fifth Amendment.

The defendant will answer the question.

Um, easy what? Easy-going, easy listening, easy-peasy…?

Oh wait, I get it now. No probs, I’m easy too then. I guess…

(Boy, these personal issues get me all confused ; - )

I could delete all your comments you know.

How many times! I’m NOT easy.

In fact I’m very, very complex. I just know what I want as well and don’t see any point in faffing around.

Apparently I’m easy.

…

Damn Pond! (just kiddin’)

Lol, Jay.

Damn pond indeed