The problem with starting a new job is that new colleagues want to know all about you. We’re an office of women (bar the uber-boss and a couple of roving reporters) and, well, discussions on education and previous employment can only stretch so far before the conversations turns to significant others.
Current and past.
Which is cool [...]

I’m happy. Work once again contains some random lust objects.
One is definitely random because I am never sure when he will turn up so it’s always a nice surprise. The other is disgustingly happily engaged, but it’s always nice to look
This new job is getting better and better!

I’ve shamelessly nicked this from Dan because, well, I’m a shameless hussy *1*
I’m also up to my ears in non-blogging things (though it feels like heresy to admit it) and didn’t want to leave you faithful few with nothing to read. Enjoy.
A - Accent:
Depends where I am and who I am talking to [...]

Just had a piece of spam caught by Akismet that said “come to this site for information on serious penis enlargement”.
We will put aside for now the fact I don’t have a penis to enlarge and concentrate on the use of ’serious’ in the sentence.
Isn’t all penis enlargement a fairly serious proposition and not to [...]

The shopping gods are conspiring against me. Now they are even ganging up against me online - the new mobile phone I just ordered after a year of going “my mobile phone is crap, I must get a new one” is out of stock.
Evil Orange, denying me a shiny new mobile phone in my hour [...]

Slightly later than planned (my bad - blame trashy chick lit), I bring you something to wile away what is left of a lazy Sunday afternoon.
I was always concerned by jelly (jell-o) as a kid, but that was because of my allergies to the colourings and flavourings - at least I never mistook it for [...]

I have a question for you all and I want you to answer. If you are a lurker who doesn’t want to be seen in the comments, fair enough, use the contact form to email me, but I do want answers.
What sort of feeds would me to provide for Bright Meadow? The sidebar contains three [...]

Can I just say 500 words does not an essay make. There will be a blog post explaining sometime soon, but for now - 500 words does NOT equal an essay, no matter what my English Lit tutor might think!

Apparently I’m easy.
Well, that’s what illyna just said to me in an email.
I’m not easy, I just know what I want and don’t want to waste time *innocent*

I sit here, cup of tea in hand, staring in incomprehension at a javascript file trying to work out why it isn’t working (there’s a comma or something missing somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I can find it), and I ponder where have all the good men gone?
Seriously. Where have they gone? I know [...]