Before you all go scratching your brain for the provenance of the title quote (does anyone still do that out of curiosity?) it’s a 24 carat illyna/MiniStar/Cas/assorted-other-collective-members gem from last night. There was another even better totally random quote inspired by Family Fortunes and the Osmonds, but alas no one can remember it 🙁

Also, this week’s Roast contains things from the past fortnight due to last week’s jaunting. Despite this it’s really rather short – either my cynical/humour receptors are set to ‘hard to impress’ or it’s been a slow couple of weeks. Ah well, enjoy anyway. If anyone has anything else they’ve spotted lately that they want to share, comments are open as always 🙂

Um, can I go back to school please?

Blogging must be good, Tim Berners-Lee says so.

Fast condoms on sale in South Africa. I don’t really need to add anything to that headline now, do I?

Everyone, including peppers, looks better when they smile. What I want to know is, was it tasty?

Ever had a premonition? Now, I’m in a dilemma with this movie. Normally I am totally oblivious when it comes to thrillers/murder-mysteries/stories-with-a-twist, but lately I’ve been getting scarily perceptive. I got the twist in The Prestige really rather quickly, so spent the majority of the movie waiting for the obvious. Not that I didn’t enjoy the movie, (lots of Hugh Jackman, yummy), but I didn’t enjoy it as much as I could have. And with Premonition I already have an inkling as to the twist/outcome… Maybe if it’s a slow week at the cinema.

Turns out, pasties are from Devon… *runs and hides from illyna*