Well, I thought I would be back in time today to do a late Roast, but I’ve been detained in London slightly longer than planned with Boat Shows and building kitchens. Therefore, I would like to introduce you all (or remind you of) a Great British Tradition - Do It Yourself.
Fanfare please…
Write Your Own Roast
The rules are simple:
In the comments, simply provide a link you think is Roastable and give a short explanation or commentary. Points for humour, topicality and general oddness (you all know the kind of things that get roasted by now).
Things to bear in mind:
1) I’ve got WP set up to automatically put in moderation anything with more than one link, so don’t put two links in one comment. If you want to roast two (or more) things, write two comments (I know it’s a bit of a drag, but I’ve been hammered with over 1000 pieces of spam in the last 24 hours so I’ve got to be cautious).
2) Try and keep it (moderately) clean people - I’m thinking particularly of YouTube videos and the like. While we’re all friends and easy going people here, try not to be too offensive. Anything that you’d consider NSFW (not safe for work) is probably not appropriate for the blog.
3) And that’s it! Have a good time and I’ll join in the fun when I get back to Meadow Towers at god-knows-when!
I’d love to see new people in the comments as well. If you’ve been reading for a while and have been reticent about joining in before now, I think this is a perfect time to pop your cherry. Or even if this is your first time at Bright Meadow, why don’t you say hello? We’re all nice people here ![]()
p.s., Thanks to Moose for the idea for this!
p.p.s., Minion-hood awaits for anyone who participates. Exciting!

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