A child of 25

I’m not sure if it’s reassuring or not to hear a track that’s been used on some show, fall in love with it, google it to find what the track is, head to iTunes to download it… only to find you already own it.

This has happened to me more times recently than I care to admit. Lately, with Syntax and a track I now own three times. With They Might Be Giants and a track I now own twice. And now with Snow Patrol and a track I only don’t own twice because I’ve finally learnt my lesson and actually check through the iPod before I download!

Why reassuring? Well, it’s nice to know my tastes are at least vaguely consistent and once I like a track I always like a track. Why not reassuring? Because I don’t like to think my memory is that crap! Either way, it’s definitely a sign that 4000 odd tracks is about where I should draw the line with my music collection. That, and I need to dig through it more often as opposed to just playing the same ten bands over and over. Oh, the dilemma. It used to be so much easier – I only had to choose between my two Jason Donovon cassette tapes…

And plus? Curses at TV shows for suddenly putting decent tracks on their soundtracks. Used to be I never paid attention to what was playing in the background. Now, I can’t watch an episode of Bones or Grey’s Anatomy without rushing to Google afterwards with a lyric. (Must admit, I am loving how Brit Indy is making it’s presence felt across the Atlantic tho 😉 )

Sunday Roast: hunt for the red Blogging Mojo

I am a bad blogger. I take a break for assorted reasons, promise there will be shiny new content in April, then don’t produce shiny new content in April. Seems like I only had to find my personal mojo at the bottom of bottle of iron pills, to have my blogging mojo up and disappear on me. Worry not though, I am hot on the trail. In the mean time, feast your eyes on a few choice bits from the last week.

Need a gift for that penguin obsessed blogger in your life? Look no further than these beauties.

Sometimes there doesn’t have to be a reason, you just need silly pictures.

I have this fascination with graffiti that is independent of the current fad for Banksy, though I do love his work. To me graffiti can be seen as the way audiences are constantly renegotiating their relationship with monuments and spaces. So thanks to Josh for finding this wonderful example of evolution graffiti.

And… Some movie trailers to wet your appetites 🙂

Ratatouille – a rat, that learns to cook, in France. I’m a sucker for animation, so bring it on!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – as Moose said in the email she sent with the link to this “*jumps up and down excitedly*”

Moliere – Looking suspiciously like Shakespeare in Love, but in French and with Moliere, and with a REALLY annoying voice-over guy introducing it, this still made me giggle. Most likely a rental though.

Yakult

In the spirit of things I know today that I didn’t know yesterday: Yakult original tastes like lemon cheesecake, which is not what I was expecting it to taste like at all.

I’ve been on a course of WMD-strength antibiotics this past week and my entire digestive system has gone into massive upheaval as a result. I will spare you the gory details (I am trying to woo all my readers/commenters back after my prolonged absence after all) just suffice it to say I’ve not been feeling great lately. As in “had to take the past two days off work not great”. I made it into work yesterday then got sent home after scaring my boss… I only made it as far as the front door this morning.

I’ve actually made the decision to come OFF the antibiotics a few days early (*sharp intake of breath* I know, I’m related to doctors, I’m aware this is simply not done) because to be honest? The whole sore throat actually left me with rather a sexy/hoarse/bluesy voice which isn’t all that bad when you think about it. Plus we’re moving office on Friday, I really can’t miss more work.

Yes Phil, I know I should be taking it easy, but 😛 I’m not overstating my importance on this one. Much though spending the rest of the week reclining on the sofa appeals to me, I am needed in the office.

So in an attempt to get my entrails working like they’re supposed to as quickly as possible, I’ve decided that I need me some of those friendly bacteria. It still feels far too much like alternative medicine for my tastes but, I did grow up in the New Age capital of the UK, so I can live with that.

Come to Cassy little friendly bacteria… I’m not gonna hurt you…

Sunday Roast: It sounds like a dying cybernetic goat

OK, seeing as how this roast is made up of stuff from the past month, I’m going to have to order it a little bit differently. First will be the news stories that caught my eye for whatever reason during the time I was taking a break. Then there’ll be the blog posts, and I’ll end it all, as usual, with some more movie trailers. Due to the volume of things I want to share, I’m going to hold back on most of my usual commentary. Just accept that if they’re still being roasted after a month, they’re really worth your click 🙂

News

Blog Bits

Movies

And that’s it. Have a great day folks, I’m off to the park to sit in the sun again 🙂

Status Report

Dear all –

This is really rather ironic. I’m ready to get back into the online chunk of my life and… we loose the internet at Meadow Towers. Our ISP is having a few hiccups at the moment. Whilst I have internet at work, most of the sites I use personally are blocked, and I AM meant to be working. On top of that I don’t work at the weekends and I’m not sure when our internet is going to be back up (hopefully sooner rather than later as I’m getting withdrawal symptoms!)

All this means that if you’re waiting for: email from me; instant messages; Flickr; Facebook; Twitter; 9rules; blogging stuff; the whole online kit’n’kaboodle – you’re going to have to be patient.

It is really rather annoying that the moment I have things to say and do, I can’t say and do them, but clearly the gods want me to watch more BSG season 2, and who am I to disagree with them?

Talk to y’all soon, my internet lovlies 🙂
~Cxxx~

The Tuesday Takeout

Just because I haven’t blogged for a few weeks it doesn’t mean I haven’t been collecting lots of fun things to share with you all. I did intend to do a HUMONGOUS roast on Sunday, but then the weather was just too fracking gorgeous and I had to spend it sitting in the park with my friends.

I know I should feel bad, but I really don’t 😛

But this does mean that my ‘sunday roast’ bookmark collection is kinda exploding so I figured I’d do some mini-roast-type-posts throughout this week 1) to ease me back into the whole blogging gig and 2) to give you something to read. You have been remarkably patient with me, so thank you!

For today, I bring you some of the movie trailers that have made me go “ooooh…” lately. Plus a little special something at the end 😉

  • 28 Weeks Later – 28 Days Later, whilst admittedly a rip-off of the amazing Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham, was still very very good. Let’s just say I’m intrigued as to this sequel. Not sure I’m a fan of the fact we poor Brits have to be saved by the Americans, but Robbie Carlyle is always a pleasure to watch. And hey – zombies. I mean, it’s hard to muck that up, right?
  • Stardust – in a complete contrast to zombies, Stardust looks like a film that should bear the “paid for by the UK tourist board” stamped all over it. Despite that, it seems to be crammed full of the latest (and best) British talent so it’s bound to be good.
  • Oceans 13 – I loved 11, loathed 12, and am prepared to forgive 13 if only for Matt Damon’s nose.
  • No Reservations – I watched this trailer whilst in a “need fluffy! need girly!” moment. So sue me.
  • Kickin’ It Old Skool – to start with this wasn’t grabbing me, but by the end of the trailer I have to grudgingly admit I was giggling. Just a little bit. Maybe not a see-at-the-cinema, but definitely a rental.
  • Live Free or Die Hard – the fourth Die Hard movie. I can now die happy 😉 Yes, I am a BIG fan of the Die Hard trilogy and yes, I watched this trailer three times chuckling and bouncing in my chair with girlish glee. I am not embarrassed. Honestly.
  • Catherine Tate meets Tony Blair – the Catherine Tate sketch show never did it for me, but the Comic Relief specials she did this year did make me laugh. None more so than the Tony Blair sketch… Yes, that is our real Prime Minister. Yes, that really got screened on national television. And yes, it is genuinely funny.

Enjoy, don’t forget to add anything else that’s caught your eye lately in the comments, and I shall most likely do another roast-type-post on Thursday so you’ve got that to look forward to as well 🙂

Baseball Playing Spiders

And now for something just a little bit different.

Those who’ve read Bright Meadow for a little bit will be familiar with Moose from the stories I tell and from the comments on assorted posts. For those of you who aren’t so hot on the history around here, Moose is my long suffering flatmate. And when I say long suffering I mean it – she’s survived me + mornings since 2004. That’s impressive to say the least.

Anyway, I dragged Moose into the whole blogging gig shortly after I started (I like to lead by example) but what with one thing and another she hasn’t added to hers since last October (naughty Moose). Apparently I’m partly to blame for this as I always seem to blog the stories first… Um, oops?

So with me on a blogging break, Moose decided it was time to take matters into her own capable hands and write a guest post about something that happened to us a few weeks back. Can I just say how weird it was sitting in the living room knowing that Moose was writing something for MY blog? Eeek. But I like the results and I hope you do to.

Ladies and jellybeans, please bring your hands together and welcome Moose.

The other weekend I dragged a not-so-chipper Cas out for the evening to see my favourite band – Barenaked Ladies. We arrived at the Guildhall in plenty of time, stood in the wrong queue for a bit (what is it about us Brits and queues? we see a long queue and automatically gravitate to it), but finally managed to find a cosy spot inside against the wall so Cas had something to lean on. It was pretty good spot. It had a reasonably clear view of the stage, the aforementioned wall, it was next to an exit for an easy escape and/or route to the toilets, and was next to the bar should we wish to partake. It was in fact a perfect spot… until the support act came on.

The second the lights went down people appeared from nowhere to stand in front of us. Not just any old people mind, people taller than us. I went from seeing three quarters of the stage to seeing the back of someone’s t-shirt in less than 30 seconds. At one point I made a comment to Cas about people standing in front of us, which the women who had just come to stand in front of me overheard, she glared at me before turning her back and reducing my view even further, to the back of her head. After about 15 minutes of standing on tippy-toes and bobbing around like a Fraggle on speed I finally gave up and suggested we move to the back where there appeared to be more room and better chance of finding a clear spot.

I am just over 5’2″ (or 158cm for the metrically inclined). Most of the time I am perfectly happy with this. I’m quite comfortable with the majority of the population in the UK being taller than me. The only time I’m not is when I’m with a crowd of people, oh say, like 500 people at a gig. Unless I arrive super, duper early so I can be right at the very front I am reduced to not being able to see much of anything. If people could just be a little more considerate and think about the fact that they may be blocking someone’s view as they squirm their way to the front things could be so much better for everyone. But they don’t. Last weekend was an extreme case I have to admit, it was the first time I’ve ever had to go to the back (emphasise back) of the room to get a better view! It was then that I introduced Cas to ‘The Plan’.

‘The Plan’ is to introduce height restricted areas at all gigs and concerts where there is standing room. All people below 5’4″ could go in the front section, between 5’5″ and 5’9″ could go in the middle, and anyone over 5’10” could go at the back. That way us short-arses could actually get a chance at seeing something once in a while. Now, I’ll admit this plan isn’t perfect. It still has a few kinks to iron out. What happens, for example, if you’re partner is taller than you are? As someone who is attracted to tall men (something to do with restoring balance to the universe according to a friend of mine) I do appreciate the problem, but this is a minor consideration I feel. Overall the concept is sound. Now I just need to convince the venues of this…

Oh, and the post title? It’s the title of a song by the support act that night, the very funny Boothby Graffoe, which he got the audience singing and I’ve had stuck in my head ever since. “Baseball playing spi-der, baseball playing spi-der, baseball playing spi-der, baseball playing spi-der, baseball playing spi-der”