Holy smokes Batman

Um, wow. Like, totally, wow. Awesome.

Give me a minute while I try and recover some command of the English language will you?

And I am back. Groovy. What is all this about, I can practically hear you mutter from all the way over here. Well, guess where I am going to be on Monday morning?

You’ll never guess (unless you follow me on Twitter, Facebook, or got bombarded by my excited SMS’), so I’ll tell you. I’m going to be working in a publishing house! A proper job, that pays money and has career prospects and everything! Not work experience, a job! Picture me bouncing round Oxford like a Tigger on speed all day, and you’ve got a pretty good visual on how I am right now.

I am considered employable in my career of choice – feel free to insert any and all feather/knocking analogies at your leisure. So it looks like the move to Oxford was the right idea after all (not that I was really in any doubt, I feel very at home here already and it’s not even been a week). The road to the job wasn’t the smoothest in creation but it wasn’t exactly rocky either. It went a little bit as follows:

  1. Cas toddles up to Oxford for an interview for a job which excites her just from the job description.
  2. Cas puts in a moderate (she feels) showing, managing at least to refrain from crumpling into a gibbering wreck (she hopes).
  3. Cas goes back to Southampton and refuses to talk to anyone about the job because she doesn’t want to jinx it.
  4. Cas gets offered a different job in Cambridge, goes with her gut and says no, keeping fingers crossed on the Oxford lot.
  5. Cas doesn’t get the exciting Oxford job, but still has nice things said about her in the feedback which at least confirmed she managed to maintain non-gibbering status and gives a nice boost to her confidence for the move to Oxford which is suddenly looming very large on the horizon.
  6. Cas moves to Oxford, registers with an agency, manages to shoehorn her belongings into a bijou room, keeps applying for anything that stands still long enough (including bar work!) and sets about with Plan B.
  7. Then the phone goes and it is the people from the Oxford job saying “remember us? Fancy just popping in for an informal chat, no pressure, I’ll tell you what it’s about when you arrive…”
  8. Cas dusts off the interview suit, reminds herself that all appearances to the contrary she IS a confident, mature 26 year old who is worthy of employment, and walks the five minutes from her bijou house to the offices.
  9. One large cup of tea, an “informal” interview, a brief conversation about the blog ( :O yes, the chap interviewing had read it!), an a conversation with an HR person later, I get offered the job I interviewed for way back in step 1!!!!

Holy smokes Batman, I got the job. I’ve never been so glad to be second choice in my life!

And… That’s it. I am going to treat myself with a lovely and extortionately priced manicure this afternoon, because the move has completely shredded my cuticles. If anyone can recommend a good, and NOT extortionately priced beauty parlour in Oxford, I would greatly appreciate it. There seem to be a dearth of them, which is mildly inconvenient. Plus none of them seem to do eyebrow threading which is just a big bother.

(If you want to read a related job/internet/interview/blog/private-public ramble, then if you hang on a little bit, it will be posted for your reading pleasure).

History of my reading

Edrei tagged me a fair while ago, unfortunately landing his request slap bang in the middle of the summer from… Well, not hell exactly, but definitely the summer from chaos. As I am only just starting to return to Planet Blogosphere from my prolonged and not all together enjoyable sojurn round my freaked out mental state, I have decided that how best to ease back into blogging than with the history of my reading?

Do you remember how you developed a love for reading?
I don’t remember ever starting to read, I just remember always reading. There were always books around the house and somehow it just seemed to me that reading is what one did. At one point my mother tried to ban reading at the breakfast table in an attempt to engender some pleasant conversation. Instead we all just read the back of the cereal packets and maintained a grumpy morning silence. She gave in eventually.

I do, however, remember with great clarity when I first developed a respect for reading. My mother had handed some old Enid Blyton books to me, mainly a selection of the Famous Five adventures. My father has very strong opinions towards Ms. Blyton and most definitely did NOT want me reading her works. Banning me from reading them, however, was contrary to pretty much everything he held dear. Plus, us Kemp women are stubborn so he knew banning them was just going to make me want to read them MORE. His compromise was that, whilst I was allowed to read the Blyton’s already in my possession, if I wanted other titles, I had to get them myself. Our local library wasn’t well stocked, so save up my pocket money I did, and all the more precious were the books as a result.

It was this, I think, more than anything else, that has brought home to me over the years that reading is a privilege not to be taken for granted. I cherish all the books I read and want to share that joy with new generations of children…

And I’ll stop there because I am starting to sound like Freak Interview Girl again (yes, I have been going for lots of publishing roles lately, and they all seem to want some high-fuluting reason for why you want the job. What’s wrong with “I like books and the job looks interesting?” Anyway).

What are some books you read as a child?
The afore mentioned Famous Five series, the Mr Men books, Thomas the Tank Engine, The Hungry Caterpillar, all of Roald Dahl, Dick King-Smith, Tamora Pierce, Anne McCaffrey…

What is your favourite genre?
I will read most anything, so long as it is well written (my problem with Dan Brown and Clive Cussler isn’t their genre, rather the fact they can barely string two words together), but I have a tendency to lean towards science fiction and (some) fantasy when I have money to splurge. I also have a very guilty little habit of reading trashy romance (especially regency romance) and trashy vampire books – total brain-floss and popcorn, but just so deliciously delightful. Even in my guilty pleasures, however, I am a snob, and demand a certain standard of plotting, characterisation and (heaven forfend) dialogue.

Do you have a favourite novel?
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, for when I am feeling in need of a longer soppy romance, or The Crow Road by Iain Banks when I want a proper book to get my teeth into. Plus the perennial favourites of Austen and Wyndham… Right now it’s very easy to say what my favourites are, because I could only bring a few books with me to Oxford and had to make some hard decisions!

Where do you usually read?
Curled up in bed with a mug of tea, or in an armchair with a cup of tea, or on the sofa with a mug of tea… Location is less important than the accompayning mug of tea you will find! I also read on the bus, on the train, in the car, at the airport, in the bath, in the kitchen, walking to/from the bus/train/car/airport/bath/kitchen… I read pretty much anywhere and everywhere. If I am in the middle of a good book, then I am generally pretty loath to put it down.

When do you usually read?
I always read for at least 15 minutes before going to bed and I always read for at least 15 minutes in the morning as I drink my first cup of tea of the day. Through the rest of the day it depends what I am doing. It is not unusual for me to spend an entire Saturday and Sunday lost in an authors world, oblivious to all that is going on around me.

Do you usually have more than one book you are reading at a time?
I tend to have one book I am focused on at any one time. Occasionally, if I am reading a book that is weightier or not grabbing my attention so much, rather than give in totally, I will intersperse it with some brain-floss.

Do you read non-fiction in a different way or place than you read fiction?
When I am in research mode, I tend to read non-fiction at my desk, armed with a notepad and pen to make notes. I am not a big non-fiction person in my book life. Reading for me is an escape to another world and I have rarely felt the lure of what my father refers to as “the Dead Generals” (biographies). When I do go down that route however, I read pretty much as I read everything else: quickly, in long sittings, and to the exclusion of the rest of the world.

Do you buy most of the books you read, or borrow them, or check them out of the library?
At one point I brought every book I read, then I just ran out of space. Renting and moving a lot will do that to you! I have always been a member of my local libraries, joining them as soon as I move to a new place (with Oxford I was registered before I had even packed a single box!), and I make the most of them. They are an especially good source of brain-floss, as are charity shops.

Do you keep most of the books you buy? If not, what do you do with them?
If I buy a book, I keep that book. I very, very rarely get rid of books I have purchased. This is mainly because if I buy a book it is because I think I will want to read it over and over. It is also because I just like to own books – see the early childhood Blyton trauma. I grew up in a house where the walls were lined with books, and that is my idea of bliss. Right now I am suffering bookcase withdrawal and seriously do not know how I am going to manage.

Books I buy second hand are an exception to my “I’ve brought it, so I am never giving it away” mentality. If I buy a book from a charity shop and have no intention of reading it again, I will re-donate it so someone else will get the pleasure and some other charity will benefit. Or I’ll off load them on hapless friends who happen to mention they are running short of books… (One in particular did very well out of the latest book-cull).

If you have children, what are some of the favorite books you have shared with them? Were they some of the same ones you read as a child?
As me and children is just a topic which flips the brain (I have enough trouble looking after myself, without adding little people into the mix), I will have to look to a recent experience of clearing out the loft at the Homestead to the benefit of a friends daughter.

Going through the boxes of books I had grown up with was an odd experience, bringing back more memories than I thought possible. I wanted to stop and re-read every book as we pulled them out the crates and I could remember the provenance behind most of them. The Lucky Eight year-old got most of the Blyton’s, of course. Got to get a new generation hooked on the Famous Five, though I did warn her mother of the VERY dated gender politics and to be prepared for some questions… The other book I insisted she read, if she read no other was an anthology of short stories that included a story called “The Wrestling Princess“. I still remember my feeling as I read the story the first time, going “yes! Here’s a girl who DOESN’T want to wear the pretty dresses, but who would far rather be tinkering around with trucks and oil and helicopters!”

If you’ve got a 7-8 year old girl in your acquaintance, make them read this story!

(As a footnote to this, I know the little girl in question did read and enjoy the story, because not soon after, she showed me a story she had written that was clearly very heavily inspired).

What are you reading now
The Confusion by Neal Stephenson

Do you keep a “To Be Read” list?
It’s more a “to be read” pile – I tend to go into the library, denude the shelves, pile the ten or so books on my bedside table, read through them, and take them back to the library to start the process a week or so later. Yes, that’s right. It is not a rare thing for me to go through a book a day. You start to understand why I always register with the library?

What’s next to be read?
The System of the World by Stephenson (the last of the trilogy); or Nation, Terry Pratchett’s latest; or Anathem, Stephenson’s latest, if I can get hold of a copy. No bookshop has it on the shelves (some snafoo at the publishers end with barcodes as the nice boy in Waterstones told me yesterday when I looked piteously at him), which is annoying because for once I have a book token that needs to be spent in a physical shop! I might crack and get it off Amazon.

What books would you like to reread?
Pretty much anything on my bookshelves. I am actually re-reading The Baroque Cycle (Quicksilver, The Confusion, System of the World) at the moment. I re-read John Wyndham’s work at least once a year, getting something new from them each time. Ditto Austen (cliched but true) and Banks.

Who are your favourite authors?
Iain Banks without a shadow of a doubt. The man has a genius for dialogue, beautifully drawn, screwball family dynamics and finding the humour in even the saddest occasion. Any man who can open a book with “it was the day my grandmother exploded” and not disgust you is a legend.

John Wyndham, Issac Azimov, Arthur C. Clarke – I have a soft spot for the “classic” science fiction.

William Gibson is another man who is a genius with language. I read his books, glorying in his ideas and how he takes language, forces it to do the unexpected and crafts something new and beautiful. (Perhaps I should have done an English degree instead of Archaeology?)

I always eagerly await Neal Stephenson’s books because, though usually the weight of a house brick and murder on my wrists, he creates a whole world I can loose myself in for weeks at a time.

Meg Rosoff is a young adult writer who I would recommend everyone read. Her books are simply and elegantly written, with new ideas and twists you would never see coming. If I had my way, she would be as popular as Stephanie Meyer’s damn Twiglight Saga or Harry Potter – the same putative audience of “young adults” but the quality is a gazillion times better.

Now, instead of being mean and tagging other people (most of whom have been tagged by others already, anyway), I shall ask everyone to step into the comments with their answers to some of these questions. Perhaps most importantly, who are your favourite authors? I am a ravening reading beast, and I need more food!

Still alive?

Yes, I am still alive. I am moved to Oxford and about 90% ensconsed in my small, but perfectly formed, new abode, tentatively to be called Palace Meadows. There is a story, and when I am not huddled in a library to use the internet, I will share it all I promise.

Give me say, a week? to get a bit more settled and sort out the WiFi connection in the house – the silly BTHomeHub isn’t a fan of my PocketCalculator – and then I will be back in all my usual blogging glory.

Till then, keep an eye on my Twitter (http://twitter.com/BrightMeadow) for a running commentary of my days.

Toodle pip!

Some days. Those days.

Some days clients get to you.

Most days it’s fine. You do your stuff, they do theirs, you close the file, you move on.

Not some days. Some days you answer the phone on your way out the door and end up listening to a story that wrings your heart out through your soul for fifteen minutes straight. And all you can say as you hang up the phone is “I’m sorry, I’m not sure we’re the right people to help…”

Most of the time it’s as simple as listening, taking their number, getting them a caseworker, or putting them in touch with another organisation that can help. But some days that organisation doesn’t exist. Some days there really is no help you can give but listen. Some days you get sucked into the world of the client.

When just listening really is all you can do it is never, ever, enough.

I want there to be less of those days. I want those days to affect me less.

I don’t want to see so clearly into peoples heads and lives. I don’t want to be hard and bitter; I love helping people. I just wish some days I could retreat behind a barrier to save myself a little pain. I just… I just want there to be fewer conversations like the one I had at 5 o’clock today.

Touching Base

It’s been a rather packed week here at Meadow Towers:

  1. I got offered the Cambridge job – unexpected!
  2. Much deliberation later (thanks peeps for listening to me ramble) I turned down the Cambridge job – eek!
  3. Then I found a place to live in Oxford – woot!
  4. Interspersed with finishing both Twilight and New Moon – Edward is a whining twonk and Bella needs a good slap
  5. But I didn’t get offered the Oxford job – boo!
  6. And then the ELDO left work – sob!

All of which equates to:

  1. Moving to Oxford in three weeks, nice place to live, but no job confirmed and no eye candy to keep me entertained at work – eeeks and wooots in equal measure

Which is all a bit much for poor little me, so I am off to curl up with a glass of whisky and a trashy novel to drown my sorrows/make wonderful plans.

Bank Holiday Hiatus

IMG_0265 This is a notice to you all, lovely readers, that Bright Meadow is going to go on a temporary hiatus. Tis the August Bank Holiday here in the good old United Kingdom (well, apart from in Scotland) and traditionally us Brits pack our bags for the long weekend and head away from it all in the vain pursuit of some sunshine.

Because it ALWAYS rains on the August bank holiday. It’s like the fourth law of robotics or something.

This time I am making a run up to join the Crazy Canalman for a day or so, frolicking about on the boat with him and (hopefully) Brother Dearest. Whilst I am busy not-roasting, I am also going to be doing some hard thinking and budget planning. A ghastly way to spend a holiday, I know, but essential when facing my current employment dilemma. Come on people, cast some votes and help me decide here – Oxford or Cambridge?!

Have a good weekend doing whatever it is you are doing, and I shall be back shortly with hopefully more exciting and glorious news to share. At a minimum, I should at least be in a position to be able to put to rest all the confusion over where I’m going to be living in a month. I know I don’t like to plan, but this is getting ridiculous, even for me!

Oooooh, honey honey

Here’s a question for you to start your week – how do they mass produce honey?

The Surgeon General keeps bees so I know a little of how it is produced on small family farms, and it is fairly labour intensive to make honey. Plus honey from Long Meadow bees always tastes far superior to anything you can get in the supermarket, so how the big companies makes it can’t be the same.

I repeat, how do you mass produce honey? It is not like you can battery farm bees, or can you? I have visions of huge swathes of moorland given over to rampaging herds of bees, grazing on all the heather they can get their proboscis’ into, till the bee keeper whistles them in for the night, perhaps using so trained badgers as sheepdogs.

So I stretch the analogy some, but that is what my brain does! It makes these silly leaps when I have no information to fill the void, so again I ask – how do you mass produce honey?