Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway

apricot image If someone were to ask me today for one piece of advice, I would gift them with the following piece of knowledge:

Always check the scent of your shower-gel before you purchase it.

I forgot to do that last time I went shopping and this morning I found myself emerging from the shower emanating a subtle fragrance of apricots.

I loathe the smell of apricots.

Normally, having a shower is one of the highlights of my day – at least, it gets my day off to a good start. Today though it was ruined by the sickly sweet aroma of apricots.

Damn.

So, just a tip – check before you buy!

excuse me whilst I just go lie down in the corner and die…

:shock_tb:

Miracles will never cease.
I am sitting here with a full, yes that is full second draft of the thesis.

In case you didn’t here me properly just then over my shrieks of jubilation, I am sitting here looking in blank bewilderment at upwards of 35,000 words that I wrote myself about how archaeologists and wikis could be a match made in heaven (or not, but that would be telling 😉 ).

Yes, after six months, the thing that has literally broken me into a useless puddle of uselessness is very nearly finished.

Now I’ve just got to go and make it 15,000 words fewer (that’s what appendices are for 😉 ) and check that in my insanity I haven’t concluded by calling my supervisor a penguin or something.

Looks like I will be handing it in for Christmas after all.

Don’t look at me like that! It could happen.

Ouch!

Wow. Moving your blog to a new domain is one sure fire way of completely removing your presence from the web. In one fell swoop, my Google page rank has dropped from a slightly-alive 3 to a very-very dead zero. Ditto my Technorati presence (9 to nil).

This is a general call to everyone out there – if you have a link to me please can you update it? It’s most likely going to be in a linkroll you’ve forgotten about, or on some ‘about’ page.

I’m not saying that I used to have a *large* web presence, but, well, I wouldn’t mind getting back to where I was before 🙂

The important thing is not to stop questioning

Ok, how many people live in Antarctica? Seriously, I am curious, because my host-stats include a breakdown of traffic from the continent of Antarctica. Not surprisingly, I have no people visiting me from Antarctica. I have one person from Nambia, another from the Sudan, and 6 from Uruguay (I like the name of Uruguay), but none from the frozen polar wastes. Odd, that. The Arctic doesn’t have a column, so why should the Antarctic?

If, by some very very odd coincidence, I now have readers reading this from some Antarctic research station, then hello! I was wrong, quite clearly. Oh, and can you get me a picture of some penguins?

The most wasted of all days is the one without laughter

I was pondering what to blog about today, especially after I Mini Meadowed (see the side bar) the news about the webcam, then I open up the inbox and see that we have some Blog Minion news:

RIB for this: penguin watch. I’ve no idea what he was looking for when he stumbled across it, and frankly I’m not too sure I want to know, but find it he did.

JB is reaffirming his Minion credentials with this: Taking Fat Penguins for a walk.

Both of, congratulations on being the first Minions of the new site 🙂 Have a button:

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