if I’d known I was going to be on tv I would have blow dried

Cas is currently… all alone at life

I’ve been playing least-in-sight for the past day or so, and I imagine that I will do continuing to do so for a few days more. Worry not, I am still alive and kicking, if a little bruised and bleeding.

If you will care to look down at the “assorted linkage” section of the Sidebar, you will see a new button proudly adding a splash of colour:
Successful Outstanding Blogger

Do follow the link and have a gander at the blog – Liz always makes people feel welcome, and has useful content to boot.

Now, if you will excuse me, I hear the bell calling the start of Round 90 in the great fight between Cas and the reigning champion, Life.

give me a break – i had just lost my wife and my goat

Cas is currently… sticking her tongue out at life

Mesdames et messieurs, pour le déjeuner aujourd’hui, je vous apporte le “Sunday Roast”. *1*

Science ‘must teach experiments’. I was very fortunate in my schooling and had the opportunity to do lots and lots of experiments. Three lessons a week in each science, one of those three being a ‘practical’ lesson where we got to mess around with things that might (and frequently DID) go bang. The experiments were easily the best part of the week (apart from when we had to use elodea in Biology. Elodea hates me) and have given me a love of science I hold to this day. You have to like something to do three A levels in it!

The Artful Writer: Set Lingo For Writers. A handy list of slang you are likely to encounter on-set when you’re next working with Spielberg.

Ishbadiddle: RSS Hack – for when sites annoyingly don’t have RSS.

2005 Holiday Gift Guide – New York Times. Might require registration seeing as how it is the NYT, but some groovy gift ideas, seeing as how it is coming up to Christmas an all.

Ishbadiddle: The Anxiety of Getting Things Done. In my ever continuing quest for ways to get me working again (this thesis will just not die!), I stumbled across this. Some good ideas in there. Some things I already implement, other things that I really should, office supplies I can get all excited about buying (yes, I am one of the people who will happily browse around Staples if they have an hour to kill). I know a quick fix won’t really help, but just occasionally, a quick fix makes you feel better.

BBC NEWS | Government sites ‘fail disabled’. This, whilst it saddens me, does not surprise me. Just take a look at Southampton City Council’s website for a site that is not only hideous and complex to use, but is broken on *ALL* Mac supported browsers (even Mac IE) and is slightly bent on any Windows browser bar IE. Grrr! What gets me is that they spent money on this new design, lots of money, and the old design was really rather good. I repeat, grrr.
(In a related note, I do find it mildly amusing that the government’s own report on this subject is ever so slightly broken in Safari – just a few floating table/div alignment issues that can happen to the best of us, but still…).

Jabberwocky. I used to love this poem – we had to write it so many times when we were being taught pretty handwriting in primary school that you couldn’t but absorb chunks of it. The Crazy Canalman’s rendition of it has to be heard to be believed (very very good). I think my favourite bit has to be “the vorpal blade went snicker-snack!”. GREAT line.
And, though I’m not totally sure how accurate they could be seeing as half the words Carroll used don’t even exist in English,
Jabberwocky in French
Jabberwocky in German.

Sketches… Set on Flickr. Mindbendingly pretty digital art. All… swirly. As I said, pretty.

Nose cells that may help the paralysed.

Time travel on the tube. Funky.

Snared in the Web of a Wikipedia Liar – NYT.

A Consuming Experience: Feeds: partial or full? How to have both. More how-to goodness from Improbulus.

Antartida – a photoset on Flickr. It was midweek, I felt drastically in need of some penguins to cheer me up and, as always, flickr came through 🙂

Now, don’t forget the Leftovers!

Endnotes:
*1*Yes, bad french translated from Babel Fish. I just couldn’t be bothered to dig out the French dictionary to work it out properly. It has been seven years since I last spoke french after all.Back

nothing says christmas like animal fables in iambic verse

Cas is currently… 'planning things' at life

It’s officially Christmas (I saw the first Coca Cola advert on TV last night – holidays are coming, holidays are coming, always coca-cola!).

I don’t feel very christmassy – but what with the Monster to finish, the CC heading back to Canada, lack of employment, and my brain currently being fucked up, this is understandable. I haven’t done any gift-shopping yet, but I am in the stage of planning the cards I will be sending people.

If you want a Christmas/insert-culture-specific-holiday-reference-here card, just email me your address and I will do my utmost to make sure you get one. If you are international, make sure you give me time to cope with posting deadlines. If you don’t want to trust a random blogger (ie me) with your physical address, let me have a valid email address for you, and I will create some shiny e-card instead.

Me email, for those of you reading in RSS and who might have forgotten it (and are too lazy to check the sidebar of the site), is
cas[dot]brightmeadow[at]gmail[dot]com
(remove the [words in square brackets] and replace with appropriate symbols)

the trouble with facts is that there are so many of them

Cas is currently… 'having a rant' at life

I have long held slightly contradictory views about the program “Time Team“, and I don’t think I am alone in this – the majority of professional archaeologists feel pretty much the same.

We like the program because it increases awareness of our discipline and promotes the public’s interest in their heritage. Without public interest, we really would have no jobs, because no matter how much we try and convince ourselves it is essential, archaeology really is a luxury, to be indulged when there is food on the national table, not when the masses are starving. Take a straw poll of any first year undergraduate archaeology course in this country, asking why they got into archaeology, and a goodly proportion will say “because Time Team made it look fun”. (A sizable portion will also say “Indiana Jones”, but that’s a rant for another day winking smilie). Time Team has, undeniably, contributed to making Archaeology (if not sexy), then at least interesting to the average joe.

At the same time, the program is the root of much evil. The majority of the public are now under the impression that you can dig an entire site in three days, that you find skeletons wherever you turn, and that you will get a wonderful tan whilst digging. The truth is far from this. In reality, you can spend three weeks or more clearing topsoil just getting down to the archaeology; skeletons are rather rare outside of cemeteries and you don’t frequently get permission to dig them up’ and that brown colour you turn? It’s an inch thick layer of mud you need three showers to get rid of.

Much of archaeology is cold, dull, hard work, for little reward. You don’t get paid a living wage, we have one of the highest incidents of alcoholism and suicide as a profession after veterinary surgery, and your joints will be arthritic by the age of 40. I’ve spent entire seasons on a dig and found nothing more exciting polystyrene, the skeleton of the farmers dead cat, and variations in the colour of clay. Trust me when I say you can get hundreds of different colours of clay – all subtle plays on a shade of grey, if you are curious.

But it isn’t just this glamorization of the discipline that sets the collective hackles up – they tend to practice bad archaeology. It is frequently rushed and what is dug is slanted toward what will make good television. Worse than this, the way it is presented provides the false impression that the past was this one set way.

There are no certainties in archaeology, which is something each archaeologist has to personally wrestle with for themselves, and most of us have come to terms with that. You say “it is likely that”, instead of “this happened”, and you are prepared to say a few years down the line “I was wrong, new evidence has come to light, it is actually more likely that this happened”. Archaeological debates can be, and frequently are, remarkably heated due to this fact. If you can’t prove anything, everything is up for discussion, and anybody could be right. We can be pretty certain that aliens didn’t build the pyramids, but I have a few colleagues who are quietly holding out hope that something will turn up to give their case some validity. A few years back, you wouldn’t have found a single text-book that said the Romans made it to Ireland, now, we’re pretty sure they were frequent visitors. We’ve now got evidence that the Romans even made it to South America, something you would have been laughed out of the conference hall if you’d tried to say it five years ago.

My point – “proof” is an elusive term in archaeology, and is a word that’s likely to run you into some trouble down the way.

Which brings me to my latest beef with Time Team. I caught the last five minutes of this week’s program was on Durrington Walls. Unlike normal Time Team’s they had followed an established dig over an entire season, but that’s by-the-by. In Tony Robinson’s summation (yes, Tony Robinson of Baldrick fame is the presenter), he asked the lead archaeologist if they could date Durrington Walls and tie it into the construction of Stonehenge. The archaeologist said that, yes, they had dated an antler pick to 2500 BC, which meant the pit it came from was either dug, or had activity in it, at that time. Which consequently meant that Durrington Walls was at least in use around the time that Stonehenge was being first built. Due to the proximity of the two sites and other factors, it is also highly likely (the nice bearded professor said) that the two complexes were related in some way.

Tony Robinson then finishes the program by saying:

“Despite typical archaeologist fence sitting… This is final proof that [Durrington Walls] was constructed at exactly the same time [as Stonehenge]”.

*Throws something heavy at the television set*

It’s final proof of NOTHING you dimwit! And “typical archaeologist fence sitting”? Ouch.

you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. it happens

Cas is currently… tantrum smilie at life

I was going to have small grump today about the inaccessibility of the Southampton County Council’s website and how stupidly set up their online payment pages are.

But you are to be saved from this fate worse than death because of my inability to download Firefox 1.5.

Whilst this has no actual impact on my daily life (I use Safari still, despite repeated efforts to switch to FF, and me persuading everyone I know to use it), it has bugged me. I want to switch to FF, and from all I’ve heard, 1.5 is going to be the release to do it for me. So the first day of release and… I can’t get it. The links to the Mac OS X (en-us) localisation are broken. All of them. Even the ftp links. And no, I am *not* desperate enough to download the tarball and build it from scratch. I want my nice .dmg file! *wah!* Naughty Mozilla foundation not making sure it all worked before going live. According to the forums, they are “working on it”.

*Grump*

If anyone has a solution to this problem, let me know please!

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if we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane

Cas is currently… cool smilie at life

So I’m writing this using the new version of Firefox I was having trouble downloading this morning.

On my way back from the hardware store (needed a new bulb for the kitchen) I had a brainwave – sure enough, I was right. You can download the new version of FF, but you need to download it using FF in the first place. Try to download it from Safari, and all you get is the dmg file trying to open up in the browser window. Not good. Let’s hope they get that little bug sorted before too many switchers are put off.
Here, use our wonderful product we’ve been telling you is so much better than what you are currently using… Oh, but you have to use our new product to get our new product….

Yup. Something went wrong along the way there.

I’ve taken the plunge and made firefox my default now. I’ll let you know how I get along with it. First mission – to find a theme that is less cutesy and teletubby land! I had the slick ‘silverskin’ theme for the previous version, but that’s currently broken, and I do NOT like the default theme.

Toodles.

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i’m guessing an exotic dancer from your spotty youth?

Cas is currently… bang head smilie at life

People keep coming to the blog via a search for ‘chayanne underpants’ on Yahoo!Search. There is nothing wrong with this – whatever brings me readers keeps me happy – I just feel sorry for people who come to the blog expecting pictures of this individual in underpants only to find… whatever it is you find here abouts. That, and who is this Chayanne and why are people so keen to see him/her in their skivvies?

As I have never, to my knowledge, blogged about Chayanne in his/her underpants, I was at a little bit of a loss as to what was causing this result in Yahoo!Search, so I did a bit of sleuthing. Turns out, the post containing a list of the artists involved in the whole SonyBMG Rootkit debacle is on the same archive page as a post containing the word underpants.

I am at a loss as to why this search should bring me up as the fourth result, considering the words aren’t even in the same post, let alone the same sentence. Then again, perhaps there aren’t many pictures of Chayanne in his/her underpants on the web, which is why people repeatedly keep coming to me by mistake? *1*

And yes, I am aware that this post is probably going earn me many more hits from the ‘Chayanne underpants’ searchers out there, but, as I said, whatever brings me in readers.

Looking at this picture, however, I am starting to see why people might want to see pictures of Chayanne in his underpants… (click picture to go bigger)
chayanne
Just what a girl needs to get the day off to a good start wink smilie

Endnotes:
*1*There are no pictures of Chayanne in his underpants that a quick search through Google or Yahoo!Search can turn up. Shame. Though I did find a nice one of him on the beach. I leave that one for you to find on your own time.Back