God was most certainly not a woman.
I came to this decision about the creator long ago, but lately it has been reinforced in my mind primarily because of the following:
I can have excruciating PMT, but easy to control weight.
OR
I can have medical intervention to eliminate the cramps that feel like Jack the Ripper is having fun with my ovaries, but weight that just seems to creep up no matter what I do.
Since blissful lack of PMT is, well, blissful for me - and coincidentally also much nicer for people that have to deal with the Uber Bitch from Hell that I can become - it is the weight increase that I am going to have to face.
Bugger.
I looked in the mirror day and had an “Ugh! Whale!” moment. The girls out there will probably know what I mean. The guys… Meh. You have your own worries to deal with, I know
As an aside, what is it about gym clothes that makes them so unflattering? Isn’t hot, red, and sweaty bad enough?
So it is back to the push-ups, sit-ups, and depressingly healthy food for me. Not that I have exactly been excessively unhealthy the past few months, but clearly I haven’t been healthy enough. Sigh.
Because this blog is all about sharing, I thought I would share with you once again my favourite smoothie mix. And my previous ruminations on fruit.
I’m not looking for huge amounts of weight loss here. Even at my thinest when I was fourteen and hadn’t eaten for three months due to… all kinds of medical issues… I still weighed in at a buxom 10 stone. Right now I’m a bit more than that, but not horrendously so. What I am going for is a general tone and reduction in the “wibbly bits”. At my best (August 2005) I was pretty much a perfect size 14, even a size 12 in some shops (and man did I like those shops
). Right now I’m a generous 14 with occasional forays into 16 territory. I’d like to get back to being comfortably a size 14 again. One day it might even be nice to actually have a flat(ish) stomach, but let’s not get carried away here!
I tried something like this back at the start of the year, even set up a category for it, but y’all were basically pants at keeping me on the straight and narrow
Let’s try this again, shall we? Once a week - let’s say Monday evening - I post an update. You cheer me on, and we all have fun. If I don’t post an update, you yell at me, and again we all have fun ![]()
Deal?
(And no, you can’t have my current weight, because I don’t own any scales - at least, I’m pretty certain I wouldn’t fit on the set we have in the kitchen. I’ll have to remember to check next time I go to the gym).
(And yes I know Colin has a similar thing going on, and good luck to all of them, but I’ve never played too well with others. Gets a bit demoralizing when you slip off the wagon as I am sure I will do many times).

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